NASA Finally “Spots” Flat-Earthers on Their Cruise to the Edge of the World 🚢🌎➡️🛑
In what can only be described as a headline straight out of a sci-fi comedy, NASA announced that their satellites had “finally located” a group of determined Flat-Earth believers sailing toward what they call “The Edge.”
According to a tongue-in-cheek statement from a NASA spokesperson, the group’s vessel — humorously nicknamed The Horizon Chaser — was spotted drifting in the Southern Hemisphere. Their alleged mission? To “document” the fabled rim of the planet and expose the “round Earth conspiracy.”
Eyewitnesses claim the cruise featured lectures on “gravity denial,” workshops on “ice wall climbing,” and a raffle for the “First Photo of the Edge.” Unfortunately, reports suggest the journey ended not with the discovery of a cosmic cliff, but with the ship making an unexpected U-turn after running out of snacks and Wi-Fi. 📶🥪
When asked for comment, one passenger allegedly said:
“We didn’t see the edge, but the sunsets still looked pretty flat to me.”
NASA has yet to confirm whether the group plans another attempt — though, as one scientist joked, “If they keep going in a straight line, we’ll see them back at the starting point.” 🌀
